Doktor Souse Poetry

Prologue
This is a compilation of works, from the one and only, prairie king, Lord of the grain, healer of all that wakes with a headache, master of disaster, maker of the slur, giver of gab, the rhymer of rhyme, the un in unlucky, who put the flat into flattery and brought the jib into jibberish, the soul from the hole, DOKTOR SOUSE !
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Feature Rhyme
Summer Heat
- The summer is upon us and the heat has come
- You wouldn’t think that it gets that hot where I come from
- That’s because in the winter our temperature always gets really cold
- For a lot of people this weather is too bold
- But let me tell you a little something about the heat and what it does to me
- I hate it, I despise it, I have nowhere to flee
- Mid to high thirties celsius is what we get every year
- It’s even too hot out to enjoy a cold beer
- At least in the winter you can add more clothes when the temperature gets too low
- There is only so much you can take off in the summer before you have nothing below
- That’s not my main problem although I do like to wear baggy clothes
- The way the heat makes me feel inside nobody really knows
- I feel like my organs are cooking from the inside out
- That’s pretty much what my summer is all about
- I would choose the snow and the cool weather, it may even be something that I crave
- Instead of having to endure another heat wave
- While most people think that our winter temperatures are such madness
- I feel quite opposite, in the summer I feel more sadness!