- On the surface I don’t appear to be much
- But when the game is all over, I’m what you would call clutch
- Some of my past peers have taken credit for what they have got
- But I think it’s what’s inside of you that really says a lot
- Now I’m not talking about how full I can get
- It’s what I’m made of that you can bet
- Something so simple that will not leak
- You have to look from the top if you want to take a peek
- Genius, plastic, paper and a twist tie
- What an invention who was this guy
- Could his name be Ralph, Chuck, or maybe just Phil
- I get used mostly when the plane is not still
- I have learnt through the years to be humble and chill
- I’ll be ready with whatever your stomach might spill
- I’m here to stay the course, so put away that rag
- I’m back and ya know it, I am still a barf bag!
Doktor Souse