- Cute little designer blue bag
- You’ve made some changes, now it’s time to brag
- Your look is sharper, leaner, that’s how you show up to work
- Do you know what my job is, said with a smirk
- I help people out when they are at their worst
- Hopefully they find me before they burst
- When things go up, that’s how I get down
- Liquids and solids, some even brown
- I get all colors, shapes and sizes with a unique smell
- Whatever stomach juices get stirred up when people are not feeling well
- The service I provide makes me feel that I can stand tall
- Yet my clients when they need me are usually hunched over in a ball
- I like to think of my job as a stealth operation
- The cleaning crew when you are on vacation
- Or maybe you don’t like to fly but you had no choice
- You try to speak up but you had no voice
- Instead, like a rocket from your gut to your face
- It’s a projectile headed for space
- I intercept it as the opposing team
- I bag it, discard it before it became a stream
- Now that my work is done and I’ve seen all that you ate
- I’ll be waiting for you next time so please save the date
- So when you reach your destination and experience jetlag
- Just remember these eight words, I am the one and only Barf Bag!
Doktor Souse