- I’m a keeper , I hold stuff well
- So much better than a stomach, this I will tell
- I stay current, that’s why I’m so fly
- I hold onto your problems, I’ll tell you why
- If I didn’t do what I do
- We would have one heck of a mess from all your stomach poo
- You might think that’s gross and for some it may be
- Just let go of that stuff and set yourself free
- Man, the things that I’ve seen, I’ve seen it all
- No need for you to go to the bathroom stall
- So many items, no need to say their name
- When they come to me, they all look the same
- Smells oh smells, the fun that we’ve had
- Some are pleasant but most are just bad
- Just kidding, none of them are good
- It’s a perspective thing, let’s not be misunderstood
- It’s part of the deal in the world I live
- I take, take, take and never give
- Sometimes I feel lonely and taken a back
- Until you reach for me, I’m in the crack
- I’m with the menus on the back of the seat
- Everyone’s got one, it’s kind of neat
- So don’t hold back, let er rip
- I will accompany you on every trip
- So please don’t forget about little old me
- My job description is barf bag but I have held pee!
Doktor Souse