- Oh Trish, oh Trish, lookie here
- Guess who picked your name for Christmas this year!
- I did a lot of thinking of what I could do
- Then it came to me, I’ll write a book for you
- A book of poems is what I have done
- About a crazy family that is a lot of fun
- Yes, this family is ours, and in it you are
- The stories that are told don’t stretch too far
- So grab a blanket and put up your feet
- This is about a family that is really neat
- Merry Christmas Trish, now I don’t intend to be coy
- Just sit back, relax and enjoy!
Doktor Souse