Kaylen’s Hair Incident

  • It’s funny the way that some things are
  • Events unfold that seem bizarre
  • Like our little friend Kaylen who was curious one day
  • He found a beard trimmer and thought what the hey
  • This is neat, how does it work?
  • The button was found with a little smirk
  • As Kaylen explored and played and lost some hair
  • He did so graciously with a touch of flair
  • We can only imagine the look on the face of Mom and dad
  • When Kaylen first realized that this was bad
  • Kaylen’s head now bald and shiny
  • I don’t even think he got spanks on his heiny
  • His punishment was that he had no hair
  • I think mom and dad didn’t really care
  • I can remember when I received the email
  • Look what your nephew did, said with a wail
  • Laughter cannot begin to describe
  • The feeling that I felt inside
  • All kids do funny things they may regret
  • But this one was awesome so I’ll never forget!

Doktor Souse